Braden pesters the kitten.
His mom wants him to stop.
She’s given him several warnings.
I am in the bedroom putting on shoes when Braden pops in the door.
I whisper “You better stop or your mom’s going to kick your butt”.
Without hesitation, he pipes up “We don’t KICK”.
Me – “Well, what about a spanking?” (Nana hates spanking)
Braden, pointing his finger says – “WE DON’T SPANK”.
Me – “Ok, then she might swat your tail”.
Shaking his head confidently, he says “We don’t swat”. (Nana is hiding her happy face!)
Me – “Ok, well, you’re gonna make her really mad”
Braden with his face all serious and raised eyebrows says “Mmmmmm, I don’t wanna do THAT. THAT’S DANGEROUS!!
Nana laughed and laughed. Bad Nana.